I’ve been dating Andrew for 33 days and have had constipation four times. I took three months pregnant, have spent the last two days at his apartment. The #Wifelife Sorry I’m Late My Husband Had to Poop Sweater and am sitting in his toilet, giving it a final push. During the weekend, we consumed the following: a three-course dinner with friends; The brunch consists of two bagels and schmears, two lat potatoes, a shared babka, and a variety of pickles eaten by Moi; whole bag of french fries and guac and homemade taco for Saturday dinner; a large amount of alcohol at a club we both hate.
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Sunday of eggs, potatoes, toast and sausages; and a Sunday dinner of chicken, penne, a grilled vegetable I can recall, and salads. And all of that, all of that can’t leave my gut. As far as my business, I usually quite often and the #Wifelife Sorry I’m Late My Husband Had to Poop Sweater! I love the routine and so my morning goes down to a science: I make coffee at home, go to yoga, go to work, have breakfast with oatmeal or yogurt, and about half an hour later, have a bowel movement. A few very special things threw me away, and I could name them all with one hand: lack of morning coffee; Travelling by plane; inexplicable, eat bread on a weekday; and men.
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When Andrew and I started dating, I felt constipated. I have tried every means to get myself to maintain a regular bathroom schedule. I added fiber, drinking green juice and coffee didn’t work. My aforementioned office poems stopped completely, especially in the morning when I got to work from Andrew Khan and the #Wifelife Sorry I’m Late My Husband Had to Poop Sweater! I also couldn’t manage successfully at his apartment, where I tried some solutions: I calculated my coffee consumption time with him going to work in the morning to feel that I had to go after he leaves… Did cage work. I asked him if he would buy Squatty Potty, which has been shown to change my life beforehand because I have short legs and he has a high toilet.