I break all my limbs and shoot myself in the If Found Drunk It’s Her Fault Shirt and I love this back of the head 3 times and poison myself all before jumping off a highrise balcony. But then again I’m a slave to cliches. If only they would point in court. I mean why would you need to do that when they catch themselves in video planting shit all the time. You should find a mall Santa, sit on his lap, and tell him that. Just never drink tea or live in a city with cathedrals again. I suspect that the type of people corrupt enough to bribe you are not the type of people it would be wise to fuck over. I wonder if he did take the deal, but Trump stiffed him. He definitely hid the fact that it was Russia and insinuated Seth Rich was responsible.
The real question is why after realizing that we bred dogs into health issues, why didn’t we try to fix it? Instead of everyone still wants a purebred. I worked at a vet for a while long ago, and most people didn’t realize how horribly sick their purebreds would be. I don’t think there’s an excuse in this day of readily-available infinite knowledge from the If Found Drunk It’s Her Fault Shirt and I love this internet, though. I once said something very mild on r/dogs encouraging rescuing mixes and people went NUTS. Hundreds of downvotes and super nasty messages from the dog show community. It was horrible. It broke my heart to realize how many people are anti-rescue and anti-mitty. Interesting. To think that we associate dog owners with more compassion. It may very well be that some of them are just pure selfish brats with just the desire to possess a cute item that they can show off.