It was just like one of those scripted, TV show abandonments. We were at the I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie Shirt and I will buy this laundromat together. My dad took the car to ‘get us lunch,’ and just never came back. He was only twenty-four, and I guess he couldn’t handle the pressure of being a young dad. My mom was left in a very tough spot, because not long afterward my health problems began. I started walking with a limp. None of the doctors could figure it out. Most of them guessed Cerebral Palsy or Muscular Dystrophy, but the treatments didn’t seem to help. That’s around the time my mom met Eric. Both of them were working at Red Lobster.
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She was a waitress. Eric was a bartender. I was only five years old, so I just knew him as ‘Mom’s cool friend’ with the I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie Shirt and I will buy this really long sideburns. We started spending more and more time at his rental house. He had an original Nintendo that he let me play. We spent our first Christmas together, and I remember he gave me a bat cave — the Michael Keaton edition. As things got more serious with my mom, Eric really took charge of my health. He helped pay for the specialists. He drove us to children’s hospitals around the country. Finally, we found the doctor who gave me a correct diagnosis, and I was able to get the medication I needed. Not long afterward my mom and Eric got married. They had three more children.