Do you think I argue with you? Smh! Go and learn from my dad! He’s the real deal and the HeiHei I’m Not Arguing I’m Explaining Why I’m Right Shirt! You know how bad it is sometimes, that he wishes my in-laws would come fast and whisk me away so he could have peace! When I was admitted to study Political Science, his worry was over the rooftop! Chai! He’s wondering whether any “husband” would be able to condone my rebellion! Future husband, will you? But then, lemme step out of the house for a few days, he’ll be calling me up and down.
Lemme look malnourished for once, he’ll be complaining like it’s his own body! Lemme claim that I’m fasting and not eat for days, he’ll tell Mumsi to go talk to that girl and the HeiHei I’m Not Arguing I’m Explaining Why I’m Right Shirt! Let somebody now maltreat me, here! Be ready to hear all the proverbial slangs in my dialect that would make you pity the person! He knows I’m not a very domestic person. I rather read books than wash plates. He’ll complain oh! But when he vouches for me is a big deal! A really big deal!
I love him oooooh! He’s been a good father! Especially when I remember all the sacrifices he and Mumsi made while we were tender and even until now and the HeiHei I’m Not Arguing I’m Explaining Why I’m Right Shirt. Daddy m, happy birthday! I for the mansion, I go build am for you! I for the good life, you gonna have it! As for your in-laws, they’re on their way. Just that I don’t know which day or year they’ll arrive. For now, just relax into the peppering from me. We both can’t do without it. You’ve blessed beyond measure daddy! And any mouth that curses you shall be cursed! God said it!