Cough One More Damn Time Shirt

Vogue editors love stripes. Whether that love takes form in a lightweight sweater or a T-shirt, there’s no question that stripes take things up a notch in a clean and sophisticated way. There’s nothing quite like snuggling up in a worn-in T-shirt that looks like it could be vintage (even if you didn’t pick it up from your parents’ closet). Invest in one now. Like a fine wine, it will only get better with age. Tie-dye, animal print, and other graphic tees are perhaps the Cough One More Damn Time Shirt in other words I will buy this most of-the-moment T-shirts. T-shirts with architectural components, like an asymmetric silhouette, tend to feel more elegant than your average tee. Use them to dress up an outfit for work, or in-person get-togethers in the future.

Cough One More Damn Time Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

We were about a week into New York’s shelter-in-place orders when I got my first breakout. I woke up to a disorienting mix of horrific headlines and tears, as one does during a global pandemic, as well as an angry, cystic acne spot on my chin. “Huh,” I thought, staring perplexed at the Cough One More Damn Time Shirt in other words I will buy this mirror. I’m not going to sleep with makeup on, I barely go outside, and I’m not exposed to pore-clogging pollution. Plus, my skin has been pretty good for the past few years thanks to a pared-down regimen (mild cleanser, essence, face oil), which I was still adhering to religiously at this point in my self-isolation.